Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Vote for the Worst Use of a Roster Spot, a chance to pick on your friends!

Worst use of a roster spot? And the nominees are;
EVIL EMPIRE-Jarrod Washburn, Height: 6-1 Weight: 490
Banana Slugs-Jorge Cantú, has swing so bad he's in a hitters protection program.
Wizzard of Ozzie-Brandon McCarthy, Hawk's love child a Sox's fan nightmare
The Congregationals-Octavio Dotel, obligatory Royal closer good for 12 saves tops
Little Leaguer-Bartolo Colón, Height: 5-11 Weight: 490 (rumored to be a Sir Mix-alot and J-Lo love child)
Bru Cru-Wade Miller, misguided Cub fans great white hope
Mudville Nine-Paul Byrd, age is the same as his fastball...46
Sonic Death Monkees-Jeff Suppan, his Mom feeds him Campells Chunky ERA
Columbus Mad Cows-empty- as in the spot formally held by Big Pappi
Florida Pirates-Evan Longoria, Is NOT I repeat not EVA Longoria
Mac & Zack Attack 2-Mark Prior, silly Cubs fans trix are for kids
Rosies Angels-Roger Clemens,Not enough room for the entire Angels organization so Rosie decided he'd pickup a fellow retiree.
 
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1 comment:

ConGregation said...

I voted for myself :o